Total Medals Earned: 10,159 (From 1,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,980 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
make 10 frags
25 body bags
50 grams of processed meat
75 bodies disposed of in acid
100 crying babies
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 8/8 (70/70 points)
Begin your journey
Touch a bee
Get inverted
Land on a spike trap
Ignore the laws of physics
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 20
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Shoot your gun.
Reach level 31.
Reach level 101.
Reach level 251
Reach level 1001.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (90/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
End the first level without dying
End the game
End the game without dying
Medals Earned: 10/10 (280/280 points)
Kill smiley
Kill mustacho
Kill roger
Kill freak
Kill the shittalker
Kill The gothic punk
Kill louis
Kill calopsita
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Play The Game
Catch Your First Fish
Purchase A Smile
Sell Out An Item In The Store
Buy The Ultra Smile
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/240 points)
Check out sandbox mode!
Get an overall score of 2000+ in Easy mode!
Read the extraordinarily interesting instructions!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Normal mode!
Get an overall score of 2400+ on Hard mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, in any mode!
Score 1000 in one attempt, on Hard mode!
Get an overall score of 2700+ on Hard mode!