Total Medals Earned: 10,031 (From 1,658 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,515 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/360 points)
Complete Bonus Level "5 Star"
Complete Bonus Level "15 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "25 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "35 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "45 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "55 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "65 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "75 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "95 Stars"
Complete Bonus Level "100 Stars"
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/66 (10/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Kill the Tutorial
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Killing the first boss!
Killing the second boss!
Killing the third boss!
Killing the fourth boss!
Killing the fifth boss!
Killing the main boss!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (225/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 9/27 (50/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 3/20 (35/500 points)
When you kill the first enemy
When you obtain the first weapon
More than 2,500 Points
More than 50,000 points
When you destroy the first cannon
When you kill the first gunman
When you destroy the first nest
More than 100,000 points
Pass level 1 with any difficulty
More than 250,000 points
When you destroy the first tank
Pass level 2 with higher than normal difficulty
More than 500,000 points
Pass level 3 with higher than hard difficulty
More than 1,000,000 points
Pass level 4 with insane difficulty