Total Medals Earned: 10,159 (From 1,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,980 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/66 (10/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Kill the Tutorial
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Killing the first boss!
Killing the second boss!
Killing the third boss!
Killing the fourth boss!
Killing the fifth boss!
Killing the main boss!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (225/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 9/27 (50/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 3/20 (35/500 points)
When you kill the first enemy
When you obtain the first weapon
More than 2,500 Points
More than 50,000 points
When you destroy the first cannon
When you kill the first gunman
When you destroy the first nest
More than 100,000 points
Pass level 1 with any difficulty
More than 250,000 points
When you destroy the first tank
Pass level 2 with higher than normal difficulty
More than 500,000 points
Pass level 3 with higher than hard difficulty
More than 1,000,000 points
Pass level 4 with insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Finish game
Kill all enemies
Medals Earned: 16/20 (80/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's a trick question anyway!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!