Total Medals Earned: 10,159 (From 1,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,980 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (325/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
'sup folks?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)
Unlock Meat Boy
Beat the game with all 8 coins
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 5/5 (225/225 points)
Medals Earned: 12/21 (190/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)