Total Medals Earned: 10,159 (From 1,655 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,980 Points
Medals Earned: 29/33 (385/425 points)
Find the Moai Statue
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
What's behind the curtain?
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Is that what future TV looks like?
Now that's a poster!
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
Doooooom
I just need a break
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
A little guy with a crown
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
KickAss Girl
Self-Promotion
Aaargh
Vibes
Just you vs the world
Dreaaams
Legend of Lonk
DevilGarage FTW
Sunny at the pool party
Windmill windmill
That's a lot of hair there
Rubbalubadubdub
Jeff!!!
That's a Penguin boy
Meditate and mediate
It's really just a black notebook
What does the C stand for?
Awaken your senses
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 11/50 (60/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Survive death
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Defeat 1 enemy
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/145 points)
You completed the tutorial!
This game sux!!!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
is obviously that is a trap!
tutorial complete!
this is only the beginning...
Medals Earned: 4/6 (60/260 points)
This is only the beginning.
Thank you so much for supporting!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)