Total Medals Earned: 10,031 (From 1,658 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,515 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 7/7 (75/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/120 points)
You have completed the Beginner campaign.
You have completed the Initiate campaign.
You have completed the Advanced campaign.
You have completed Crystal Mode!
You have completed Standard Mode!
You have completed Challenge Mode! Hats Off!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Can you find it?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 12/15 (60/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
It's hard to come by.
Rock and roll!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Just don't bring your costume at all...
You either never made it in time, or never bothered to show up!
I think you've forgotten something...
You arrived in full costume, and the crowd loves it!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (40/195 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Read The Story
Check The Credits
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat The Level 1 Par Time
Beat The Level 2 Par Time
Beat The Level 3 Par Time
Beat The Level 4 Par Time
Beat The Level 5 Par Time