Total Medals Earned: 10,031 (From 1,658 different games.) Total Medal Score: 183,515 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/205 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 4/12 (75/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (325/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first six levels
Complete the first twelve levels
Complete the first 18 levels!
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.